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3:44 pm - 10.18.05 The McGyver Challenge Below is an email from Madeline, I think I may take the McGyver challenge too! *** Hey folks, I've been out of touch for a while, but things are going well. Here's a story I wrote for a buddy of mine, inspired by a game I used to play with my younger sister Gloria. The game's called McGyver- with a strange collection of objects, you're suppose to figure out how to accomplish some bizzare task. It's fun, if you have creative friends! Here goes: Your mission is to become the President of France... Oh how will she do it? First, I organize a medieval dinner in the French countryside, parading around the hairy cow to show how "old-style" and authentic the meal will be. With the baguette, in advance, I brush off the extra flour into a huge oak barrel full of fresh mountain water and let it stand for like three months to make a delicious traditional malt liquor. With the chainsaw and the help of the cow, I cut down some trees to build an ancient party-hall (there is also a secret room hidden in the back..). In the evenings, I ride about the French countryside inviting people to the event, also learning an ancient French dialect to really convince people and get the word spread. Some people even offer to loan me their medieval clothing for our volunteer staff, a bunch of college students to whom I give the wheat-booze. Eventually, the word reaches the aristocrats and the politicians, who I start to get invited to visit. All of them know I hope to invite Mr. and Mrs. Chirac, the current president and his wife. On a shitty piece of paper that maybe looks like something from the middle-ages, I write them a formal invite in old French, and they accept! ----- The End --------
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